Well now, friends, I've seen my fair share of domiciles along the Mississippi and beyond, but this fine abode at 1405 Mark Twain Dr. in Niceville—a name that would make even a cynical fellow like myself chuckle—is what I call a genuine Florida palace! Sprawling 2,758 square feet of civilized living, this residence sits in a gated community where the fish practically leap into your hands from the ponds and the walking trails offer exercise for those inclined toward such virtuous pursuits. The schools nearby are top-notch, ensuring your youngsters won't grow up to be riverboat gamblers or literary vagabonds like yours truly. With a private enclosed pool that would make Huck Finn abandon his raft, and just minutes from Bluewater Bay marina, this home ain't just nice—it's Niceville! Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to elaborate further on this exceptional Florida dwelling that bears my humble name. In my day, we considered indoor plumbing the height of luxury, but this residence boasts amenities that would have seemed like pure fantasy to a boy from Hannibal, Missouri! The floor plan reveals accommodations fit for royaltyor at least a well-compensated author. The primary bedroom measures a palatial 264 square feet, large enough to host a literary salon or practice one's oratory without disturbing the household. Three additional bedrooms provide ample quarters for children, guests, or perhaps a dedicated room for storing all those books you claim you'll read someday. The living spaces! My word! A grand living room of 355 square feet flows into a family room of 216 square feet. Between these and the dining room, you could entertain the entire population of a small Mississippi River town. The kitchen, recently improved with granite counters, stainless steel appliances, and cabinets withget this"soft close hinges," means no more slamming doors when your manuscript gets rejected! In 2022, the wise owners undertook renovations that would impress even the most particular riverboat captain: a new roof over your head, fresh flooring beneath your feet, and an updated fireplace for spinning tales on winter evenings. The following year brought those fancy kitchen cabinets I mentionedwith gold hardware, no less! I always said a little gold improves any situation. Outside, you'll find yourself ensconced in a neighborhood so friendly it makes the word "nice" seem inadequate (hence, Niceville). The proximity to Bluewater Elementary, Ruckel Middle, and Niceville High Schools means your children will receive an education far superior to my haphazard schooling, which ended at age 12 when I became a printer's apprentice. The Midbay Bridge provides easy access to Destin's shores, where you can contemplate the Gulf of Mexico's vastness while I only had the Mississippi to inspire my musings. And should you desire maritime adventure, the Bluewater Bay marina lies just minutes awayno rafting required. The enclosed pool area, recently fitted with new screens and a child safety gate, offers aquatic enjoyment without the dangers of river currents or unexpected steamboat traffic. I daresay Huck and Tom would have abandoned their adventuring ways had they access to such civilized swimming! Services and modern conveniences abound: Patriot Pools keeps your water crystal clear, Bryan Pest Control ensures unwanted critters remain outdoors where they belong, and Philips Turf Science maintains your lawn in a state of verdant perfection. In conclusion, 1405 Mark Twain Dr. represents not just a house but a lifestyleone where comfort, convenience, and community coalesce in a manner that would make even a world-traveled satirist like myself consider settling down. Civilization has its merits after all, especially when it includes granite countertops and walking trails! Schedule a Private Showing

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