Here’s a Map of America Made Up of Hundreds of Donald Trump’s Tiny Hands
We’re not suggesting Donald Trump has tiny hands, but only because he will sue anyone who suggests that. And we’re not saying he doesn’t have tiny hands made up of little cocktail wiener fingers, or that shaking his hand feels like shaking the hand of baby. We’re just asking people out there to imagine the horror of an America made up of those itty bitty little hands. Think about it.
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