Six Celebrity Toilets
Celebrities, with noted exception of Al Roker, are just regular folks who go to the bathroom in toilets. Nothing remotely noteworthy about that. But since millions of people love to look at photographs of celebrities doing ordinary things like grocery shopping or walking their dogs then maybe these same people want to see celebrity toilets. So even though we don’t feel good about this, here are six celebrity toilets pulled from real estate listings for some segment of the population to gawk at. Whatever.
Kelsey Grammer’s Toilet
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. And sometimes you just want to go to the bathroom. Kelsey Grammer’s bathroom.
Christina Aguilera’s Toilet
The wizard behind the curtain is either a big pop star or a big poop star! That’s potty humor gold.
Ronald Reagan’s Former Toilet
Now go in there and do your business and don’t forget to flush… for the Gipper.
Adam West’s Former Toilet
If Batman was using the toilet, the other half of his dynamic duo would be his reflection because of the mirrored wall.
Reese Witherspoon’s Toilet
If you were recently cheated on by your girlfriend/Twilight co-star and you wanted to get away from everyone and you were friends with Reece Witherspoon she’d probably let you stay at her Ojai home and you’d wind up using her toilet. If you didn’t catch our drift on that one, it’s being insinuated that Robert Pattinson also popped a squat in this bathroom. It’s too bad the little pony wall is blocking the toilet because this is an article about toilets and you can’t even see the toilet.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Toilet
Kimye just purchased a new home and are now remodeling it so there’s no saying for certain if they’ve used this toilet or if it even still there. It might have been ripped out. Maybe it will show up on Ebay and one of their fans can buy it. That could actually happen because people are seriously weird.
Some celebrities are apparently bashful about showing their toilets off in a real estate listings. There isn’t a toilet to be seen in Leonardo DiCaprio’s Malibu beach house or in David Hasselhoff’s Encino home or even Sheryl Crow’s Hollywood Hills house. Other stars prefer to pose for photos on toilets, which is kind of strange.
